When Being Single Just Isn't Working For You

by Christine Akiteng

You've probably heard it a thousand times: everyone telling you that you can have an exciting life as a single and that you don't need to be in a relationship to be fulfilled...Much of the advice we get about being happily single is well-meaning but how much of it is practical. If it is your choice to be single and you are happy that way, good for you. But if what you really want is to be in a relationship, how happy can you be sitting alone on your couch weekend after weekend or eating your Christmas dinner all by yourself? Not to mention trying to find someone to accompany you to the office annual dinner.Being single isn't easy, whatever anyone says. Personally, I believe that being single can be a wonderful and fulfilling time in your life but, hopefully, it is only a temporary condition. Time alone as a single man or woman is a great time for self-growth and for finding the happiness and love that lies within but there comes a time when you need to move to a new level of growing and sharing - with someone else.Yes, you have all of these beautiful things inside of you but with no-one to share them with. Even though you have lots of people that care about you, you'll still know deep down that it's so unlike having that "special" person that really knows when to make you smile when everything else around you seems so dreary. The bottom line is that there comes a time when nature calls, a time when you are ready to love in a deep, intimate sexual way, and when you reach this stage in your life you will feel lonely until it's fulfilled.Feeling lonely is not a negative thing. Wanting to share love with someone is "natural" progression born from our soul and spiritual need. As a conscious, forward thinking, fun-loving, choice-making individual, you realize that you hold everything you need inside of yourself but you also realize that you deserve loving and healthy human contact. However, unlike people under 35 years of age your prospects are not as great. Further more, most of your best friends will have been married by now, thus, narrowing the chances of them being an effective resource for you. So where do you go? And where do you meet others who are consciously and spiritually evolving? There's always the computer. But only God knows how many online dating sites you've tried. For some reason, you seem to be the only person who never seems to have much luck with them. If you are like many others, you've probably been taken in by a photo or profile of a person you thought was what you've always been looking for - only to find when you actually met that person they looked and sounded nothing like their photo or profile. So to hell with technology you tell yourself, after all nothing beats the feeling of an authentic spontaneous encounter with an intriguing person. But the last time you went to one of those "singles nights" or "speed dates", far from being a honey-pot of attractive, unattached people, it turned out to be the same old sad gloomy dead end prospects. And your local church has no singles programs for people your age. May be you've even tried the lonely hearts columns and some people didn't even bother to reply - that made you feel as if nobody wants to know you. You feel so rejected and unwanted. You just cannot shake off the nagging feeling that you have been cruelly singled out by some grossly unfair quirk of fate to be single - and, perhaps, single all your life. That's what being single, lonely - and desperate does to you. If you've tried being happily single and it is not working for you, try these very simple, yet very smart strategies that have been key in helping thousands of singles transform a stagnant dating life (virtually non-existent) into purpose driven dating, fun and fulfillment. Chances are that you will have a busy dating life. You will make all of your unhappy married friends envious.

Enjoy waiting!

From experience, mine and many others, I honestly believe that love always find a way to us. But I also believe that life is what is happening while you "wait". Don't settle for a "this will do just fine" relationship but don't settle for happily single either. Make time for love in your life. Don't be so busy that men and women look at you and think you do not have room for a relationship because you are so happily single. And what vibrations are you sending out to the universe when you say you are "happily single" and secretly wish you were in a relationship?. Remember, great things happen when you align your thoughts and words to your actions!

Meet Lots of People!

The ONLY way you can learn about human relations is by having them - not from a book, from a seminar, hiding away in isolation is some retreat house and certainly not from an epiphany or "road to Damascus" encounter. The more you know about others, the more you learn about yourself, and the more you know about yourself, the better chances you have of attracting someone with whom you have lots in common. Get out and meet lots of people, men and women, and talk, smile, flirt, take an interest and laugh with them. No pressure for anyone. And avoid the old habits of quantifying your relationships by "keeping score" as to who called whom first and whether or not a man or woman is "that into you". That drama may have been okay for junior high, but we're adults with interesting careers, lives and better things to do - hopefully. The whole point is meet as many people as you can.

Get the basics right!

There is a great big wonderful dating world out there for those who are willing to venture into it. But it is also a well-known fact that the greater your mastery of the basics, the better your chances of succeeding. In fact, mastery of the basics either through reading self-help books, attending a seminar or working with a professional is often the key factor that separates the great from the mediocre. However avoid those very retro "corny" books and advice columns. In dating as in anything else, if you want to become successful at it, you need to learn what the masters are doing and imitate them. You need to be ready for the opportunities that life brings you, so that when your time comes, you don't miss your shot.

Do something you wouldn't normally do!

A majority of people are so very predictably boring and that is why we are incredibly impressed when we meet someone who is creative and spontaneous. Every now and then try to do something spontaneous - this is not the same as reckless and stupid; get dressed up even if there is no one around to impress, visit that one place you've always wanted to, sing that song you love at the top of your lungs, grab some friends and go do something completely mind blowing. Do it just because you can. Push it further and head out onto your freer and wild side. Not only will you be doing something fun and out of the ordinary, but somewhere someone is watching and he or she is very impressed with what they see - it says to them "this is what life with me is like".

No Matter what don't stop believing!

If you yearn for a wonderful relationship with the right person, don't quit hoping. God and the Universe need to know that you not only know what you want, but you really want it. No matter what, you need to cultivate the habit of persisting, of starting again after setbacks and using your failures as, an education for success. You need to remember that more than anything else - persistence is what separates the "haves" from the "have nots".

This year can be the start of something amazing - remember that no-one else can do it for you, it's up to you.

http://www.cupidnights.com/dating-advice/article-4.html

Sentiments...

"I've collected some love quotes which I think best describe of what I really feel right now. I've combine it and expounded most of the statements"... enjoy!

There will come a time in our life when we'll find someone who makes our world go crazy. We'll fall in love with everything about them, the way they're eyes smile even when they're upset, the way their hairs always a little messy no matter what happens, the way they look cute in anything...or nothing... the way they make you laugh when you want to cry, but most of all the way they make you want to kiss them so bad that the only thing stopping you is that what if they don’t want it...

I really think there's a reason that I like you so much. Like something is telling me not to let you go. Every time I follow my heart, it leads me to you. I mean, what other explanation is there. Why is it that you’re all I can think about? Why is it that no matter how upset I am, I see you and I can't help but smile? Why is it that when you smiles at me, I get that feeling in my stomach? And even when you'd broken my heart, and hurt me as much as anyone could ever hurt me... when you lied to me, and I hated you... why then did I still feel those same feelings? Answer me that, and then I'll tell you why I let you hurt me so much.

How I ever wanted to talked to you, but I never really dared. I even missed that opportunity to tell you that I cared. Pretended that it doesn’t hurt, and said that it’s ok and spent each day wishing it'd all just go away. Acted how I am "supposed to" so no one knew I cried: And never let them see how I really felt inside. When were together, the hardest thing I’ve done is acting like I hate you, when really I love you more than you will ever know and I hope you feel it too and not just pretend that you don’t.

You always said you wished you could find the person, who loves you, but when I was with you, you don’t even notice I’m the one who does. You say you don't like to see me hurt and cry; do you close your eyes while you're hurting me or giving me reason to be hurt and cry? It’s not the fact that you lied to me that hurt, it’s the fact that you promised that you will not hurt me nor want to see me cry. I wished to be loved not because I am good, or pretty, or well bred, or graceful, o intelligent, but because I am myself.

We have nothing in common I guess and they said that differences makes a relationship exciting and interesting, it’s not how compatible we are but on how we deal with our incompatibility. But what happen? It seems we don’t handle it the way it supposed to be. You are a beautiful part of my life, the best thing about me is you, but you never really appreciated it all.

Yes, I know you’re wanted by many, but just think about it... you know I'll always be the girl who loved you more, I'll always be the girl who was there for you always, I'll always be the girl you feel the most comfortable with, but I can promise you this... I won't always be the girl who waited their whole life to try and make you realize it. It’s true when they tell that giving’ up doesn’t mean your letting go, It means you've decided to accept it wasn’t meant to be… right? And I don’t have to pretend that it doesn’t hurt… I’m just human… I get tired too… So if you love me, then show it to me but if you don’t, better tell it to me, so that I won’t have a hard time expecting for nothing.

If I end up being the one walking away, I want you to know that it wasn’t because I stopped loving you but because you stopped loving me and stop giving me reasons to stay. You damn give me all the reasons to let go of you. If I could change anything about you, it would be the way you feel about me so that I can’t feel all this pain and sadness inside of me. And what hurts more than losing you? Is knowing you're not fighting to keep me. Which hurts more? Thinking that I should hate you or knowing I don't? I never really stop loving you. I just learn to try to live without you. I have to accept it and move on. After all, life’s goes on with or without you at my side. I wish I had the guts to walk away from what we had and pretend it doesn’t happen. But I can't because I know you won't come after me and that’s a fact! And that's what hurts the most. Letting you go, even if it hurts, doesn't mean I have to let go of everything we had. I just have to let go of you and the feelings I have for you but the memories will always be there whether it's good or bad. Because every time I remember those memories, it will always put a smile into my heart. And be glad that once in my life you made me happy and put colors into my life even if it's just for a while.

I don't have to waste my time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on me... Why should I spend my time with you, my journey, myself, my ups and downs when you’re not willing to embrace me with all that I am. The reason I know you don't love me, is because the day I tried to walk out and walked out your door, you didn't stop me… and it really hurts realizing that I never really became a part of your life.

I have to accept it and move on... Leave baggage behind, continue walking with all the learning I have and start a new... I have to let you go, so the pain I have right now will stop and will start to heal... How thankful I am for having you... There are just things that are not meant to be... What happened in this relationship is a lesson to reflect upon... I'm not putting all the blame in you, but I've done my part and maybe you did yours but its not ENOUGH…

Moving on After a Relationship Break-up by Joi Sigers

One of the most difficult things a person can endure is the loss of a relationship. While the death of a loved one eclipses this loss, a break-up is also, in its own rights, a permanent loss. The relationship, which was once alive and filled with hope has now ceased to exist, leaving at least one of the people involved filled with emptiness and sadness. The following words are intended to provide insight, comfort, and (in our fondest hopes) encouragement. They are directed to the individual who knows that reconciliation is not an option.

When I hear from someone who is going through a romantic breakup, my heart truly breaks for them. Someone they loved is no longer theirs to love and the sadness in their words tells of, not only hearbreak, but a loss of self as well. It seems that one cannot go through a romantic loss without feeling that it's their fault, or that something is wrong with them. Before going any further, let's put an end to that myth immediately. People of all weights, heights, classes, looks and sizes have people who love them. There is no one "mold" that love-worthy people are cut from. Anyone who would insist on someone fitting into a certain mold isn't worth your time, let alone your heart. (More times than not, they aren't exactly cut from Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie's cloth, either!)

In general, breakups happen because the two simply can't find happiness together. Either one or the other realizes that they aren't a perfect match and they decide that it's time to move on. Often they move on, emotionally, long before they move on physically. Aloofness, coldness, a tendency to start arguments are all signs of someone beginning to pull away.

Even though it can be the hardest thing in the world to do, you have to let them go. If you plus him or her do not add up to both of you being happy, the equation isn't meant to be. For your own sake, as well as theirs, let go and move on - allowing them to do the same. The man or woman of your dreams may be just around the corner waiting for you. If you don't move on, you'll never find them!

How do you deal with the sadness in the meantime? First of all, stop kicking yourself. You are worthy of being loved! This particular relationship failed, you didn't. Learn from this lesson and move past it. Don't keep thinking about this person, by doing so you're just giving them more and more power to hurt you.

There's a great saying, "If you want a certain trait, act as though you all ready have it." I can't overstate how much truth lies in these words. Act as though you've moved on, and before you know it - you will have moved on. When you see this person in public, don't look at them waiting for them to see you or speak - just go about your business, smile and live your life. Life's too short and precious not to be lived with a smile on your face.

Whatever you do, don't let thoughts of making this person jealous, or thoughts of bitterness enter into your mind. You're much better than that! Just keep saying, "I'm moving on." Pretty soon, you will have done just that.

In the meantime, keep busy. Volunteer to work more hours, if that's an option. Choose an author who you've never read before and start reading each and every one of their books. John Grisham, Dean Koontz, Nicholas Sparks - they each have plenty of great books to choose from. Koontz, alone, has a gazillion you could tackle. He's my personal favorite author, so I may be biased, but I'd grab "Watchers", "Midnight" or "Odd Thomas" and then move on from there. When reading Koontz, you can't feel anything but goosebumps. If you're a little timid, stick with Sparks (my next favorite) - he's incredibly gifted but without the demons, monsters, aliens, etc.

If you have someone to talk to, do so. But try to move past conversations centering around the loss as soon as possible. Concentrate on what you have rather than what you've lost.

Above all, remember, love will come around again. But if you're looking BACk you'll miss it! Look forward, wear your best smile, and concentrate on getting the most from life. This sort of mentality and lifestyle will attract the sort of person you need in your life. The sort of person who'll make you smile so much your face hurts. He or she is out there waiting for you, maybe even going through what you're going through right now. The sooner you move on, the sooner you'll find real, lasting love. You deserve it!

http://www.cupidnights.com/dating-advice/article-1.html

Research of Methods [assign.9]

In your own understanding, what's the difference between "METHOD" and "METHODOLOGY"?


Methodology is the analysis of the principles of methods, rules, and postulates employed by a discipline, the analysis of such method & task for doing it best and it is the studies of the such task while method is a no of option that we have to do any task.

Methodology is something which is organised, documented set of procedures and guidelines for one or more phases of the software life cycle, such as analysis or design.

Example:

if environment survey is done so we have many option to do we used such method, which give the accuracy it is called methodology.

Research of Methods [assign.6]

Identify and discuss key factors for publishing research in top-tier journals like CSP, ACM, i3E, etc.

General Publication Strategies

1. Diversify your research portfolio
2. Concentrate on one or two fields
3. Generate one or two papers from your thesis
4. Maintain a stock of papers under review constantly
5. Don't put two good ideas in one paper
6. Approach different types of journals
7. Write clearly
8. Learn word processing skills and master other relevant software programs
9. Scan current journals
10. Present papers at conferences before submission
11. Do not distribute unpublished papers to strangers (at big conferences)
12. Only the tough get going
13. Get to know one hundred people active in your field
14. Maintain contacts

Articles and Books

15. A journal article is preferable to a book
1.) Life of a publication
2.) Weight of a publication
16. A journal article first
17. Cultivate coauthors
1.)Weight of coauthored articles
18. Make an agreement with coauthors ex ante
19. Maintain collaboration
20. Be patient with inactive coauthors

alarm clock Choosing Topics

21. Do not waste time on dead or dying topics
22. Do not write papers with breakthrough ideas at first
23. Extend existing literature
24. Write something creative
25. Mix ingredients of other papers
26. Write on interesting subjects

alarm clock Comments or Notes

27. Avoid writing comments on other papers
28. Do not correct small errors others make



Just visit the site below for more information and further reading...


http://www.roie.org/howg.htm

What do you think is the role of research topic in deciding your future career?

Everybody will say we are responsible for own future. We are the one who will decide what path to take and maybe in the end face the consequences in every decision we made. No one will be blame when that time comes but our own self.

Writing an essay and term papers are far different from writing a research paper, its not just an ordinary and opinionated idea but you need to have resources and valid documentations that will support your topic and research.

As I am taking my degree course (BSCS), I was able to encounter different aspect of hardships, right now I am taking up my Research methods, SAD2 and SE2 and its very hard much harder than SAD1 and SE1, for we have to squeeze all the ideas we have in order to fulfill what we have started last semester.

Research itself means HOPE, a hope for new inventions or improvements, which will help mankind in the near future. Research takes a lot of dedication to be implemented; it demands a lot of you as the developer or researcher. Just like in real life, you must be very determined to achieve whatever goals you have set in your life. Research means GATHERING of data, information and facts for the advancement of knowledge, this definition can be compared to building up our own future, building your future is not just setting it up because that’s what you wanted it to be, there are many factors to be considered and you need a lot of gathering; gathering your emotions, determination and be optimistic for you to be prepare for whatever consequences you may encounter, you need valid assumptions of what you should do to prevent failure as much as you could, though failures and obstacles are spices to life, but if there’s a way to prevent this then prevent it.

Research in strict scientific definition is performing a methodical study in order to prove a hypothesis or answer a specific question. In life, while you are in the way of achieving your goals and molding your future, you must have a definite answer and like to pursue. There’s no turning back once you have step the first way to success, you must be able to prove to yourself that what you have choose is the best for you. You a need lots of courage and determination for you to go on. You as the one who will molding your future, you need to ask yourself what you like and think it over and over if thats what you really like.

Research must be SYSTEMATIC and follow a series of steps and a rigid standard protocol, from the word itself, “systematic”, our life and path to take are not constant, as what the old saying goes: : life is a constant change”. Every now and then you may encounter disagreements and discouragement but its up to you on how would you handle it, if you let outside factors intrude and destroy you then there no way out in pursuing whatever you have in your heart.

Research involves a very risky and critical way of decision making and for you to decide is you need a lot of time and meditation for you to be enlightened to what you may decide in the end.

Research involves TOPIC, and topic can be best describe as your objective in life, it will serve as your bases as you go along. It will serve as the pushing you to go on and we all know, choosing a topic in research is very hard, you must think and have some resources about it to fully understand what your topic should do and who will benefit to it. You need to brainstorm whatever is possible and know all the assignment requirements. In life perception, you goal must be achievable by you and it can give an encouragement to pursue.

Decisions you make will be the foundation of your future, since you were the one who decided it and everything will follow.

I may not say that research would the basis to whatever God has install me for the future but I know definitely it will affect me as a Computer Science Student. I think research will help me improve myself, my character and the way I handle every situation and even may change the way I think of the things that surrounds me. It will make me to be a better person and student. Research will open up my mind as to what I am taking right now, its hard (absolutely!) but I know its a part of growing up and taking your responsibilities as an individual, as a person and as a student.

What are your preferences on choosing file formats to use in certain applications?

Selecting the proper file format for your final artwork or project can mean the difference between having a usable document and a worthless collection of zeros and ones recorded to magnetic media. The file format should be determined by the image's final destination; for example, the Web has different requirements than do page layout programs. Even the Web design or page layout program you use can make a difference in what format to choose.

Within the broad categories of Web and print, additional choices need to be made. The file content will help you determine which format to choose.

their is no such thing as placing your own loved one. it depends on what you needed and I don't have any right to give my own idea because I don't know where to start. said, "The file format should be determined by the image's final destination; for example, the Web has different requirements than do page layout programs. Even the Web design or page layout program you use can make a difference in what format to choose."

http://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=169496

what is your idea about standard-setting organizations and its relation to open standards?

So, as to what I have read and understand to the article that I have read, it states their that the distribution of standards which are created by developers of standards are of intellectual property (are legal property right over creations of the mind, both artistic and commercial, and the corresponding fields of law.) just like any other publications which are protected by copyright laws and international treaties. Except for those central governments who produces standards (public domain) which are not amenable to any copyright law.

Before SSO exists, their where lots of standards organizations existing but because of the fast evolution of technology existing standards organizations having hard times in dealing with it, that is why the SSO was created as new class of standard setters.

The scope of work of SSO: The developers of technical standards are generally concerned with interface standards, which detail how products interconnect with one another, and safety standards, which establish characteristics required for a product or process to be safe for the humans, animals and environment. The subject of their work can be narrow or broad.

So to the question, what is the relation of SSO to open source is that (based on my understanding) it is clearly connected since all open source of even propriety softwares needs standards inorder for it to fit to human need. I agree with what Mr. Mejares has said "They are only concerned about creating a "Standard". So in effect you could say that the SSO created the Universal Standard and both the proprietary sector and the "open" groups incorporate these "universal" standards into their products."



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standards_organization
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_property

COMDDAP Event.

COMDDAP (Computer Manufacturer Distributors and Dealers Association of the Philippines) held victorious seminars, orientations, exhibits. Other manufacturers have given freebies for all who have attended the exhibit and or contribute in their activities. It was entertaining studying those technologies (manufacturers) nowadays that they have time to launch it and made a exhibit for 3days at Grand Ballroom, Apo Bayview Hotel, here at Davao City last July 2-4, 2009.

At first, I was thrilled to be at the said affair especially for Computer related courses. We will not just meet new acquaintances but we are able to know the latest inclination of technology. Credit to the COMDDAP for having we invited for their exhibits. Many schools have participated in the said event; we have the University of Mindanao, Ateneo de Davao, STI, USEP and many other schools that offer computer related courses.

The COMDDAP scheduled 4 orientations per day so that all students or guests who would like to attend will be accommodated since the area that they've rented for orientations is diminutive. I and my fellow colleagues were scheduled on Thursday (July 02, 2009) for the orientation. The scheduled orientations must be registered online on their site www.comddap.org since it has limited seats only. We are fortunate to avail one of their orientations.

I have attended the 2-4pm session and the speaker of the Jupiter was Mr. Celster Santos. He discusses about the Jupiter Systems Inc. The said company tackles about the ERIC DMS (Brilliant Dealer Management System). The DMS has general features of:

a.) Monitor Sales Executive Activities
b.) Sales lead monitoring from Initial Inquiry to Actual Close.
c.) Sales quotation processing
d.) Support sales of new & used vehicles
e.) Multiple pricing & discounting schemes
f.) Financing & Insurance transactions
g.) Vehicle Inventory
h.) Customer incident & resolution recording
i.) Interface to Manufacturer system
j.) Reports & Queries
k.) Highly Graphical technician assignments & loading window
l.) Customer appointments
m.) Repair orders & estimates
n.) Customer/Vehicle Service history
o.) Technician time-in/time-out
p.) Parts requisitioning
q.) Control parts & Consumable costs

This general feature of their system was discussed during our session at the four corners of the room. As we are opening the discussion, its kind of tiresome because all I thought was we are to discussed about vehicles and the likes but I was totally wrong, yes, we are to discussed about vehicles but vehicles here are just their examples, what they are trying to utter is about the system they are using for their business as dealers of cars. The system is so big, big enough to suffice a large group. What was good about the system is that it can be broken into parts that the customers wants to have. For example the company or establishment needed the customer's application only, the company need not to buy the entire system but the systems or applications they just needed.

Then the part 2 of the discussion was the HP and Nexus. They are about to introduce us about their product: the Thin Client. Thin Client or Lean provides the highest degree of knowledge and experienced in the design and delivery of advanced Server Based and Virtual Computing solutions. It’s a big help for our environment since it saves power, long term of life cycle, uses small space or u can just have it used at the back of your monitor, beside or under your computer table, is a low-cost, centrally-managed computer devoid of CD-ROM players, diskette drives, and expansion slots.

The term derives from the fact that small computers in networks tend to be clients and not servers. Since the idea is to limit the capabilities of these computers to only essential applications, they tend to be purchased and remain "thin" in terms of the client applications they include. As software as a service (SaaS) gains popularity, it is expected that thin clients and blade PC's will replace desktop PCs in many work and educational environments. In general, they are not as vulnerable to malware attacks, have a longer life cycle, use less power and are less expensive to purchase.
Thin client is also used to describe software applications that use the client-server model where the server performs all the processing.

Advantages of Thin Client:
• Lower IT administration costs.
• Easier to secure.
• Enhanced data security.
• Lower hardware costs.
• Less energy consumption.
• Easier hardware failure management.
• Worth less to most thieves.
• Operable in Hostile Environments.
• Less network bandwidth.
• More efficient use of computing resources.
• Simple hardware upgrade path.
• Lower noise.
• Less wasted hardware.

After the discussion with the HP & Nexus, the company held a Q & A portion, which we as listeners will be the one to answer to their questions. They've giving away 3 2GB & 1 8GB flash drives, 2 t-shirts with a print of their company's logo and name. Unfortunately, I was not called.
But with or without their freebies, that said event was good. Before I forget, the Registration (visitors, students) was powered by CHASE TECHNOLOGIES CORPORATION.

After attending the 2 succeeding orientations, we then together with my friends take a look at some parties who joined the said event. We also have in our mind to have freebies coming from them... hehehe.... but unfortunately we only avail the "sandbox" freebies in exchange of registering our mobile numbers at their sites. hehehe... but it was fun...

That was the COMDDAP 3days event.

Weird Questions

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?



http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/Weird_Questions.html

To REALIZE...

To realize the value of ten years:Ask a newly divorced couple.
To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate.
To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam.
To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly news paper.

To realize the value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize the value of one second: Ask a person who has survived an accident.
To realize the value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.



http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/To_Realize.html

6 Signs That a Guy Likes You

You've met a nice guy and perhaps you have been dating awhile. You know you like him a lot, but you would like to now how he feels about you. What are the best signs that a guy likes you?

1. Eye contact. There are two kinds of eye contact. A guy can be to shy to have eye contact, so whenever you look hem in his eyes, he will quickly turn his head to avoid looking in your eyes. Another kind of eye contact is when he looks in to your eyes; he keeps looking a bit longer than one second. Both types of eye contact can be a sign that he likes you.

2. How does he behave around other women? Does he treat you the same as other women or do you get a 'special' treatment. If he doesn't treat you the same it could be a sign he likes you. Often when a guy likes you, he flirts with other women. He tries to make you jealous and hopes to get attentions from because of it. A nice trick is to go away, or go to the toilet, and ask a friend to look if he stops to flirt when you are no longer around.

3. Listen to what he is saying. Guys still think they have to prove their self. So when he is talking about his new car or his high paying job, he is trying to impress you.

4. See if he is showing interest in things you do or talk about. For instance, if this guy likes the same movies or the same book as you do, often that is a sign to show you how good the two of would fit together.

5. Touching. He touches you often. He puts his hand on you shoulder, when he is talking. When by accident your leg touches his, he will not move.

6. Study his body language. If he likes you, you may notice that he doesn't turn his back to you and often leans towards you.

The tips mentioned are some good signs that a guy likes you. But be careful do not rely on one sign only. See if there is more than one.


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Reasons of Heart Breaks.... T.T

Following are 10 versatile sad and confused quotes for ten different situations of heart break and betrayals by friends, lovers and family.

Reason 1 Rejection at proposal: - “I know you are smiling at my shattered and dead heart, but I will weep till your smile is washed away.”

Reason 2 Betrayal by a wife: - “When you broke the first oath I was silent, when you broke the second oath I cried out in pain but this time i will speak for your silence.”

Reason3 Betrayal by a husband: - “When you cried I cried with you, when you were happy I rejoiced with you, when you could not hear I became deaf with you, but when you loved someone else what should I do?”

Reason 4:-Betrayal by a friend:-“et tu Brute then fall Caesar” Shakespeare, Julius Caesar.

Reason 5:-Betrayal by children:- “ I held your hand when you took your first step ,I took you to a doctor when in sickness, I nourished you with my blood when you were hungry, I made you look tall on my dwarf shoulders so that you can put me with people of your tender age. I have learned to live without you my son, god bless you.”

Reason 6:- A rejected child:-“My cheeks are flooded with tears, grief chokes my voice, my heart pounds your name, eyes crimson in anticipation ,my senses feel your presence. I know you are some where mother. I am crying for you.”

Reason 7:- Betrayal by a boy friend: - “We decided to live together, we decided to have children together, we decided to have a home together, we decided to die together .I am dying, where are you?”

Reason 8 :- Betrayal by a girl friend :- “ You said life is a storm I said I will face them for you, you said I am in pain I said I will suffer them for you, you said I will never leave you I said I will die for you but if you love him I can live without you.”

Reason 9:- Rejection at office :- “I toiled night and day suffering yet moving for you ,you said yes and I said yes for you ,you said no and I denied with you ,you said do and I did for you but now our ways and hearts are separate and I will strive to burry you.”

Reason 10:-Betrayal by a brother:-“Siblings of the same womb ,same blood runs through our hearts, same childhood made us young. Blinded by my love I forgot I have a heart and you have a mind which is not same in me and you


http://confused.cc/confused-sad-quotes/

On the JOB Training [Summer 09]

Excited and Happy that finally I can have my OJT now. It was really fun applying yourself to various company and find an establishment that will accommodate us, though its very hot and you should wake up early or go to school every now and them to update your files and everything, it was really cool letting yourself experience be employed. I've used the word "US" because I'm with my friends and classmates.

So as we go along, me and my pal Nicole been in Sutherland, Concentrix, Davao Doctor's Hospital, Call Box, Blue Pearl, Abratique and Creative Response. We've been hired at Sutherland HR Dept., Blue Pearl and Creative Response but as we have compared the three (3), we are more comfortable spending our OJT at Creative Response since its a Graphics Design Company locating at 8th floor, LandCo Bldg. though we are very eager to find a company that would give us any kind of allowance (food or fare) that would free us from financial crisis... hehehe... but unfortunately theirs NONE...

April 20, our first day at Creative Response, we are all very excited to start our first day at CR... hehehe... together with Ronie, Nicole, Jade and the 3 mosquiters who from somewhere in the middle of our first day just came... wahahaha... namely: Thomas, Rossini and Simon... The company will open at 11:30am and will end at 10pm... a long hours to be open... hehehe... since we are OJT's, they allow us to be in at 1pm... so everyday we will consume 9hrs... it was boring and a tiring moment since you will spend 9 hours 5 days a week.... haiz... Since CR is a new branch here at Davao, they are still changes as we pursue... So, on May 12 our schedule has changed into morning shift and will be out at 7:30pm... We will in at 9:30am and end at 7:30pm.... that schedule last for a week and the following week becomes even more worse... since the management decided to group us by 3 and 4... there will be now a morning and afternoon shift... and our consumable time everyday would be 5 hours only.... It was a bad decision and yet we have nothing to do since we are just OJT's.... the problem here is how can our group will make it before our classes begin?... we know that is very impossible... so, we have nothing to say and do with but to feel free on what we are doing and end it in the exact number of hours.

Ou enrollment is fast approaching, it was scheduled on May 29 and June 1, 09... and we all know that USEP classes will begin on June 08, 2009.... and our OJT will probably end on the 3rd week of June... It was Sad but we know we can make it....

AJA!!!!... Fighting!!!....

Activity5b_SE1

Prototyping allows the users to try out a working model of a system before the actual system is complete. Explain how prototyping can be counterproductive if it creates task interference during training.

Prototyping is an activity during certain software development, it is the creation of prototypes, incomplete versions of the software program being developed. A prototype typically simulates only a few aspects of the features of the eventual program, and may be completely different from the eventual implementation.
The conventional purpose of a prototype is to allow users of the software to evaluate developers' proposals for the design of the eventual product by actually trying them out, rather than having to interpret and evaluate the design based on descriptions.
Prototyping has several reimbursements: The software designer and implementer can obtain response from the users early in the project. The client and the contractor can compare if the software completed matches the software specification, according to which the software program is built. It also allows the software engineer some imminent into the accuracy of preliminary project estimates and whether the deadlines and milestones proposed can be successfully met.
But even prototyping can have more advantages it is also and can produce counterproductive as you go along revising your prototypes because of some new idea that comes your way as you progresses in your project it can build counterproductive during the training task since you are editing it every now and then maybe you lack some polishing it before presenting it to others. It would be a big problem in your part since it interfere while you are there presenting it. Others may say that you make projects that are not efficient and liable. But because it was just a prototypes you can revised it anytime you want.

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If one person has written a component but others have revised it, who is responsible if the component fails? What are the legal and ethical implications of reusing someone else's component?

Revising means checking a piece of writing for grammar and mechanics. This kind of checking is better called proofreading. True revising involves making much more substantial changes in a piece of writing. In altering one’s work will now matter if the person who revised it has all the acquiescence in doing it so and the owner knows what that persons (who will revised his/her work) thought in revising it.
In the first place, there are levels of revising ones work. First is at its most extreme, revising means discarding a draft and starting over. In this extreme of revising, the writer rethinks the writing, changing content as well as organization and style. At this level of revising, the writer is concerned with the basic content, the concepts and fundamental imagery of the writing. Second would be a less extreme form of revising means reorganizing the draft and adding or removing sections of it. Revising at this level, the writer seeks to clarify content and style and to make the writing more accessible to the reader. At this level of revising, the writer is concerned with the overall structure of the writing, making it express the basic concept of the writing. While the third level of revising is close to proofreading. At this level, the writer mainly checks sentence and paragraph style, not so much looking for errors as seeking clear and effective writing. At this level, the writer is largely concerned with the rhythm of the writing.
In this level of revising, the individual who will revise ones toil should be educated of how to revise ones effort to avoid failures. The one revising should also continue the main point of the unusual writer of a definite subject matter and not just messing around or messing ones exertion.
Reusing is the ability to use all or the greater part of the same programming code or system design in another application. With this definition alone in no doubt we can instill into our minds how to reprocess one’s toil. You can revise it or even reuse it but never engrave the main idea of the item or one component. You can convey it in your own idea but never snatch one’s idea in it.
The legal and ethical implications of reusing else’s component is first to have a authorization from the original writer of that article. If it’s an online article and can be edited then you should have all those necessities needed in doing it so before publishing it. Secondly, you as the person revising ones theme you should be legally responsible in what you are doing and tying to imply. Liability when it comes to your capacity, knowledge and resources. It is very essential to take on consideration these things to foil failures.

Activity4b_SE1

Question:
You have been hired by a computer consulting firm to develop an income tax calculation package for an accounting firm. You have designed a system according to the customer’s requirements and presented your design at a design review. Which of the following questions might be asked at the preliminary design review? At the critical design review? At both? Explain your answers.

a) What computer will it run on?
b) What will the input screens look like?
c) What reports will be produced?
d) How many concurrent users will there be?
e) Will you use a multiuser operating system?
f) What are the details of the depreciation algorithm?

The Preliminary Design Review (PDR) is a formal inspection of the high-level architectural design of an automated system and its software, which is conducted to achieve confidence that the design satisfies the functional and nonfunctional requirements and is in conformance with CMS' enterprise architecture. Overall project status, proposed technical solutions, evolving software products, and associated documentation are reviewed at a high level to determine completeness and consistency with CMS standards, to raise and resolve any technical and/or project-related issues, and to identify and mitigate project, technical, security, and/or business risks affecting continued detailed design and subsequent development, testing, implementation, and operations & maintenance activities. http://www.cms.hhs.gov/SystemLifecycleFramework/Downloads/PDR.pdf

From the above definition PDR must be conducted to ensure that the automated system or application being designed is in conformance with CMS' enterprise architecture and design standards. It involves scientific and technical objectives of the system. A detailed information and overall system design covering all aspects (electronic, mechanical, software) of the project or even the preliminary designs (block diagrams). For the instrument being used there should be a detailed interface specification between the hardware and software. Detailed budget and project plan and most of all major areas of risk and risk mitigation plans.

All the questions above are being discussed in the PDR stage because all the questions above involves reviewing the specific plans of the project, and should be conducted before any significant acquisitions or fabrication begins, and before any finalizations are produced. Budget and project plans should be refined and agreed to.

The question above implies are for the future implementation, it implies before the system should be design. Those questions are for PDR because it expresses before the fabrication of the system.

The CDR is generally intended to evaluate the proposed final designs, sometimes including constructed prototype modules or subsystems, but prior to commitment to final production. https://safe.nrao.edu/wiki/bin/view/GBT/ProjectReviews

As what I understand from above definition, CDR is for final polishing from the PDR stage of your system. It will just evaluate the proposed final designs. It will not touch those questions being tackled at the PDR stage. CDR is for ensuring if the system achieves the requirements being discussed during their PDR stage.

Activity4a_SE1

Question:
Among the many nonfunctional requirements that can be included in a specification are those related to safety and reliability. How can we demonstrate that these requirements are testable? How can we demonstrate the reliability of a system that is required never to fail?

Non-functional requirements are requirements that specify criteria that can be used to judge the operation of a system, rather than specific behaviors. This should be contrasted with functional requirements that specify specific behavior or functions. In general, functional requirements define what a system is supposed to do whereas non-functional requirements define how a system is supposed to be. Non-functional requirements are often called qualities of a system. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-functional_requirement

From the definition above, Non-functional requirements are the most critical factor in the success of your project. Without including it in your specification, your system will not be reliable enough and not secured to use.

In the question of how can we demonstrate that these requirements are testable? Is the same way of answering of how we can demonstrate the reliability of the system? The answer is to fully document both the functional and non-functional requirements. Both play different rules but of the same weight, I guess, because without the presence of one of the requirements in your system, it will definitely not work. Maybe that’s the main reason why functional and non-functional are included in developing a system because both are important in the completion of a project.

The main factor to consider in doing it is to have a better understanding of the performance your system and the usability of your system. One needs to study and have knowledge in documenting these requirements because without any knowledge of how it should be gathered or start with is useless. One needs to have a better and deep understanding about it. How can one or your group test your system without having it studied furthered?

The reliability and safety of you system depend on who develop the system. Who gathers the data needed and who list the requirements of the system. The group must have a root analysis in everything they do. It’s very important especially when you want your system to be on its peak when it will be implemented.

Activity 3b_SE1

Developers work together with customers and users to define requirements and specify what the proposed system will do. If, once it is built, the system works according to the specification but harms someone physically or financially, who is responsible?

If in case it would happen, there is no need to blame someone in particular because in the first place it’s a group project and everyone is responsible with each other and you yourself must also know how to take good care of yourself. When the group was starting the project you knew that maybe in the long run, the group may encounter some problems or even accident. Prepare yourself for it. Accidents happen in no specific time, place or even season. So, everyone should be responsible and think that maybe if it would happen, the problem was in the group itself. Maybe the group lack something while doing the system or maybe forgot to set first safety precautions as the project was pursued.

While the group was doing the project, everybody doesn’t give any deep or advance study to what the outcome would be. Risk Analysis must be tackled here and should bare in mind to each member that it should be studied thoroughly (from Tangible and Non-Tangible Assets) and while the project is on the process of developing the group must set some Safety Precautions or Recommended Control to avoid some of the risk that the group may encounter, so that as the system will be implemented then the risk or any problems has enough remedy or get rid someone to be a victim of any unnecessary effect to their health, money, emotional or even physical.

In the long run, it’s a group project and each member is responsible of what they are doing and set in mind the safety of the group or individual before anything else. Everyone is responsible of what may the outcome be.

In the part of the customer, there are just imparting or lending what the group wants them to have. So customer here has nothing to do with the system because customer has no idea of what those codes are for. They are just expressing their desire to what they want the system should be and pays the necessary bills. The full responsibility of the situation is on the part of the group who accepted the project. They should know what they are doing and take some legal, right and deep study for any actions they would do.

Activity 3a_SE1

Question:
Many project managers plan their schedules based on the programmer productivity on past projects. This productivity is often measured in terms of a unit of size per unit of time. For example, an organization may produce 300 lines of code per day or 1200 application points per month. Is it appropriate to measure productivity in this way? Discuss the measurement of productivity in terms of the following issues:

• Different languages can produce different numbers of lines of code for implementation of the same design
• Productivity in lines of code cannot be measured until implementation begins.
• Programmers may structure code to meet productivity goals.


According to what I have read: http://www.kimbly.com/blog/000067.html , this was based on her experience that what matters most when you want a programmers productivity be good is that you must consider so many factors:

1.) First, the fewer developers in the group, the better.
2.) Second, distractions must be minimized.
3.) Third, history and familiarity with the code is very important.
4.) Fourth, management is important.
5.) Fifth, productivity has ceased to improve noticeably over time.

So, what mention above was the factors that a programmer should consider while producing lines of codes. There are only two kinds of programmers in the world: a poor programmer and a good one. But even if a programmer is good, the field of expertise varies. What if she/he is only good in one particular PL? What if she/he needs good environment to do it? A programmer’s productivity I think varies on:

1.) Environment
2.) Field of Expertise
3.) Programming Language being used
4.) Flexibility
5.) Accuracy and efficiency of the code

It is not necessary of who writes code more or less, what important is the accuracy and efficiency of the code and if he/she meets the goal of creating it.

I think we cannot measured once productivity in terms of code because lines of codes doesn’t speak of the programmers capabilities, what more important and should take into consideration is the efficiency and accuracy of the codes. Programmers has many ways on how to interpret into lines of codes certain problems, so what a programmers should have is to produce a good quality of codes in lay mans term, easy to debug and is concise.